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A fapman is a guy who vigorously, and frequently faps. Their dick is usually sore from excessive fapping and as a result their dick doesn't fit well with ladies. A fapman will also enjoy beastiality with passing livestock, such as pigs, if he sees one while driving when they become tired of fapping

"That guy is such a fapman"
"yeah you see that dead pig, bet you he raped it"
"yeah bet you he killed it because he didn't want it to squeal"

fapman by Sr.Ridiculously winning October 10, 2013

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Fapman

Oprah of perverts.
Gives HD porn to his homies.

That dude is the best fapman around.
Fapman help me! My internet is slow.

Fapman by Sin(ishq) /cos(ishq) June 18, 2018

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Going Fapanese

Going Fapanese refers to a facial expression, noted on some faces at the moment of orgasm.

Man, you should see her going Fapanese when she cums.

Going Fapanese by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

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FAGMAN

An Investing Acronym simliar to FANG. Often seen used in the various investing and trading reddit communities. FAGMAN stands for Facebook Apple Google Microsoft Amazon Netflix. It implies buying (or selling) the biggest tech stocks which have been the biggest growth stocks the past few years, and offered by far the best results.

I need to buy more calls in FAGMAN.
I know, right? If only I had my money in FAGMAN I'd own a yacht by now.

FAGMAN by autistictrader October 25, 2018

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What's fappaning

A mildly mocking question indicating you believe someone is masturbating.

Hey bro, what's fappaning in the toilet? Hahaha!

What's fappaning by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

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Fapan

Fap and then nap.

John: Hey you want to play a game of SC?
Charles: Nah, I think I'll just fapan.

Fapan by BestMage October 14, 2012

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Fappaning

Fappaning is an occasion for masturbation to occur.

The porn movies lead to a great fappaning in the basement.

Fappaning by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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