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farwhanger 

A boob, a guy who tries to walk in the duel universe of being cool and a nerd. Example, skinny kid who drives dad's hummer, in advanced math classes, but smokes and drinks. Tries out for football teams after the cut so he can wear the jersey.
Look at that dude, I bet he cries himself to sleep. Nice ride though, has eminem blasting. Wait ... did he just pull into the math club parking space? What a farwhanger.
farwhanger by Gilbert Godfrey December 8, 2004
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Fartbanger 

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.
In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.
Fartbanger by Jason L71 December 9, 2007
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Faphanger 

n.

When you are getting close to climax but the video or manga chapter ends abruptly, causing loss in interest and happiness.

A cliffhanger but for nutting.
Have you seen the latest chapter of Secret class? It was such a faphanger! I can't wait to fap to the next chapter though.
Faphanger by ME301 June 5, 2021