Fapeo 

Fapeo is the new coolest, beautiest name in the world, it seems fafevi love dick and his life is a joke like you because you a little shit fdp

Fapeo is perfect

Fapeo by Fapeo May 7, 2018

Fappopotamus 

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.

Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap

Fappopotamus by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012

faptop 

A laptop solely used for fapping.

Bob, don't use that computer - that's my faptop.

faptop by iamdan March 9, 2008

Fapoosh 

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.

My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.

Fapoosh by the real word definer January 23, 2015

Fapsock 

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

Fapsock by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011

fapfolder

Fapfolder, a folder on your desktop computer or camera filled with pictures used mainly to masturbate on.
May include nudes and semi-nudes, but can also include pictures of people of interest fully dressed or even pictures of things unrelated to anything sexual.
Usually named something random or that won't draw any attention like 'Submap 12' or 'fhiwufhiwefh' to make it less awkward when people see your desktop.

Eric: 'Hey Joey, what is this map 'Submap 12' on your desktop?'
Joey: 'Euh, nothing'
Eric: 'Its your fapfolder, isn't it!'

fapfolder by TheDerperInRL June 12, 2012

February Fakeout

That annual event in New England when the weather is so mild that, not only do you think of spring, you think it is around the corner. Usually followed by a foot of snow.

Olivia: OMG, Dad, it's SOOOO warm today...I think Spring is on it's way!

Dad: No, Munchie, it's the February Fakeout. Hand me the Ice Melt.

February Fakeout by Havana Julio March 4, 2011