Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.

Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap

Fappopotamus by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012

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faptop

A laptop solely used for fapping.

Bob, don't use that computer - that's my faptop.

faptop by iamdan March 9, 2008

Fapoosh

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.

My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.

Fapoosh by the real word definer January 23, 2015

Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

Fapsock by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011

fapfolder

Fapfolder, a folder on your desktop computer or camera filled with pictures used mainly to masturbate on.
May include nudes and semi-nudes, but can also include pictures of people of interest fully dressed or even pictures of things unrelated to anything sexual.
Usually named something random or that won't draw any attention like 'Submap 12' or 'fhiwufhiwefh' to make it less awkward when people see your desktop.

Eric: 'Hey Joey, what is this map 'Submap 12' on your desktop?'
Joey: 'Euh, nothing'
Eric: 'Its your fapfolder, isn't it!'

fapfolder by TheDerperInRL June 12, 2012

February Fakeout

That annual event in New England when the weather is so mild that, not only do you think of spring, you think it is around the corner. Usually followed by a foot of snow.

Olivia: OMG, Dad, it's SOOOO warm today...I think Spring is on it's way!

Dad: No, Munchie, it's the February Fakeout. Hand me the Ice Melt.

February Fakeout by Havana Julio March 4, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026