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The Fapbear goes for a jerk once again.
Fapbear by WinstonGeorge September 9, 2026
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Frederick fitzgerald fazbear

Frederick fitzgerald fazbear is known for his own managed business called Frederick fitzgerald fazbear's ballroom along Barnaby Harechester, Madame Trisabella Poultryhampton and Sir Foxington the Fourth. He is also rumoured to be the one who caused the crunch of 1887.
Person 1: Jolly Good! I am unable to distinguish any object in the deep darkness.
Person 2: Frederick fitzgerald fazbear appears to have turned off the candle causing a rather frightening scene.

Freddy Fazbear

har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har
OMG guys i just ordered the freddy fazbear happy meal at 3am.

freddy fazbear

An animatronic bear located a Freddy's Pizzeria on Main St. Freddy Fazbear sings at 2:00pm 4:00pm and 6:00pm along with Bonnie and Chica (two other animatronics) And Foxy (sorry Foxy is out of order:( )

Reservations are available Call Freddy's Pizzeria at 1-800-Freddys
Freddy sings songs! Including, Happy Birthday, The Freddy Fazbear song, and many more!
freddy fazbear by JonAwesome November 2, 2014

Freddy Fazbear

"Hello and welcome to FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA"
"uh oh"
Freddy Fazbear by le_bruh_momentus December 25, 2020

Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear

Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear is a fine chap who happens to be. a bit irritable come sundown!

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Person 1: Oh my! The candle has extinguished itself! Why are a pair of oculus malus staring at me with such ferocity!?? Oh my! Thy is Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear, the elegant chap whom is playing that awfully disturbing music! *LeapStartle*
A teacher that shouldn't be a teacher because he is so stupid and is kind of fat and he probably can't swim.
Oh man I have farbear for social studies this year.
farbear by Farbear friends March 1, 2017
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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