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Fap trap 

When one is browsing content, often online or flicking channels on TV, with no intention of fapping either then or later, but are forced to or reminded to fap upon seeing something. That thing is a fap trap.
Bro 1: "Dude I wasn't even gonna fap tonight but then I was flicking music channels and the video for Call on Me by Eric Prydz came on and I couldn't not afterwards."
Bro 2: "Yeah that video is such a fap trap"
Fap trap by Tom3457mofo April 19, 2013
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Fap Trap 

A myriad of sexual positions where a male is trapped in some way, shape, or form on the brink of orgasming. If the male moves anyway, they are almost certainly going cum. So the male is trapped in whatever orifice or crevice he is stuck in until said orifice or crevice decides to leave.
Girl: How's this paizuri feeling?
Man: *Incoherent Moaning*
Girl: Good, because you can't leave if you cum.
Man: *Questioning Moans*
Girl: Welcome to the Fap Trap, babe.
Fap Trap by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

Fap trap 

When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.
Fap trap by EddieBrock5 October 6, 2023

trap fap 

a fan of trap music getting really excited when talking about trap music
uh oh, terry is having a trap fap
trap fap by edgy February 7, 2013

Fap trapped

What happens when you're enjoying a nice fap to what you believe is a chick, but turns out to be a chick with a dick, resulting in a feeling of disgust and remorse.
Billy was enjoying some exotic Brazilian porn before he realized he had just been fap trapped about 3 minutes in.
Fap trapped by irehbC December 15, 2011
Someone who causes people to masturbate by being ridiculously attractive.
" well theres a faptrap if I ever did see one."

" jesus look at that faptrap". While looking through firemen calendar.
Faptrap by Klah00 July 26, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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