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Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.
IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020
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Crap N' Fap

The act of taking a dump and then masturbating.
Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"

John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"
by Fapking October 30, 2011
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crap n' fap

When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.
I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.
by ipodtouchmasttterr May 20, 2009
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