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crap n' fap
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When on the john,
taking a shit
, you suddenly have the urge to
masturbate
. Prevalent in
adolescent
males.
I was
taking a shit
, then out of
nowhere
I got a
boner
and proceeded to crap n' fap.
by
ipodtouchmasttterr
May 20, 2009
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