A man who pays money to wrestle with a woman who is often more muscular and stronger than he is, for sexual gratification, although no overt sexual activity is performed.
by Smart as Shat January 30, 2009
"Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!" - Buzz Lightyear
by Gamer Gek August 20, 2018
The dating scene in that town looks like forty something Joe schmoes if that's what you're in to...
Settling down is a gamble, lack of excitement or spontaneous fun. He doesn't have to try so he doesn't and next thing ya know you're married to joeschmoe. He may just whackoff in the bathroom, yell at his kids to shut up then go burn rubber or burn trash. Or burn rubber on the way to your kid brother's house where he will then burn trash with him and whichever Hep-Ceptional adMires will burn along. #whitetrashbutnotallwhite
#whatsblacktrash
# FSchmoed
Settling down is a gamble, lack of excitement or spontaneous fun. He doesn't have to try so he doesn't and next thing ya know you're married to joeschmoe. He may just whackoff in the bathroom, yell at his kids to shut up then go burn rubber or burn trash. Or burn rubber on the way to your kid brother's house where he will then burn trash with him and whichever Hep-Ceptional adMires will burn along. #whitetrashbutnotallwhite
#whatsblacktrash
# FSchmoed
by Swmfisheas xlfist myassoryers March 21, 2019
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by Big dick shay November 3, 2019
A male patron and groupie of female bodybuilders. Often paying for sexual domination or wrestling with overtly muscular women.
I'm Jenna's schmoe.
by CrowfeatheR February 7, 2009
by Kite March 14, 2004
An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.
"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."
by Feb June 22, 2006
