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fanalysis 

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'
So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon
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fandalkoumpf 

un-rightfully and maliciously tearing other peoples (sometimes ) hard earned money away from them.
"I've put in 50hrs this week on the production line, but I'm still getting paid less than minimum wage. Elon Musk is such a fandalkoumpf."

"YouTube keeps de-monetizing videos that people put plenty of hard work into. What a fandalkoumpf."
fandalkoumpf by RedditPizzaGuy February 6, 2019
1. Modification of objects usually related to fandoms with no malicious intent e.g. Altering of factual information (Wikipedia pages) or images (posters).
1. "Oh my god, _________'s wiki page was totally fandalised by a bunch of pre-pubescent girls!"

Person 1: I just fandalised a Twilight poster!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I stuck a photo of my face over Bella Swan's!
Fandalise by Jelly Toast October 31, 2009
An effortlessly sexy man with unmatchable, unbeatable swagga.
1) What? Your crush is talking to FANUEL?! Just give up now, dude...YOU WILL NOT WIN.

2) Ohmygosh, I HAVE to buy these clothes, it makes me look like a total Fanuel....
Fanuel by jocloby January 2, 2012
bro Jaxon and Miguel have no friends they def do fanal
fanal by we hate all faggots August 14, 2023
Anal Sex but from the front. thought not possible by some, but proved possible by Kushner.
Damn, Ben got hard Fanal against the wall, while his sister watched.
Fanal by Weller December 16, 2006