Fanny Pat

noun

A person who possesses the perfect balance of geekiness and self-confidence to wear a fanny pack. Most Fanny Pats are gay, although the odd one may be straight or a-sexual.

Dude, check out that Fanny Pat! He's wearing a buffalo helmet, a rolled-up t-shirt and low-cut jean shorts!

by Tootsie613 January 15, 2011

Fanny pat

A gentle double tap with the open palm on a girlfriend's fanny indicating affection when walking. Used in public or where there are potential suitors as sign of possession.

Note: take care using in UK where fanny has a completely different meaning!

Jeff gave Jane a Fanny pat as they walked into the party together

by rapmac November 10, 2009

fanny paté

vaginal, paste like discharge from a lady who is too posh to wash.

I went down on that posh chick from down the road. Man she has some ripe fanny paté!

by Withy August 17, 2010

Fanny Patty

A person who is a sissy sally or has many peaks and valleys or mood swings.

John is a Fanny Patty.

by Kookaburra April 6, 2005

funny-pathetic

A hyphenated term to describe someone or something that is so pathetic that it’s funny.

Of all the people I’ve ever met in my long life, Dr Bunnygirl is likely the most funny-pathetic of them all.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2023

fannypatty

a flat ass

ay look at that fannypatty

by bigballshorty September 17, 2021