Twifey

A female Twitter spouse.

All them niggas on Twitter were S/O to their Twifeys on Christmas Day!

by kookaburra December 27, 2010

Switched On

1. Beyond turned on.

2. To personally know many important people in high positions that can be called upon for favors.

3. An intelligent person who is also on the ball.

1. Seeing your titty text made me so switched on I can't stand it.

2. Cain didn't have any problem finding a job because his father is so switched on.

3. You can trust what Willy says because he really is switched on.

by kookaburra September 17, 2010

Exhaustipation

Too tired to give a shit.

Me: I'm too tired to give shit.

You: I had that last week and the doctor gave me a work release saying I suffered from exhaustipation.

by kookaburra June 18, 2013

Ex-Con

A former prison inmate. An ex-convict. Also referred to as an ex-grad.

That muthfucka, Lenny? He a ex-con, Mane!

by kookaburra December 19, 2010

Kainch

A matted mess of hair.

Me: Do I have gum stuck to my hair?
Him: No, Main. That's a kainchyou got from steadily twirling that lock of hair. You got a matted up hairball on your head.

by kookaburra July 10, 2014

Fanny Patty

A person who is a sissy sally or has many peaks and valleys or mood swings.

John is a Fanny Patty.

by Kookaburra April 06, 2005

Speedball

A mixture of heroin and cocaine administered intravenously. This combination offers the best of both drugs. The lady (coke) gives you a rush of intense euphoria followed by the soporific effects of your boy (heroin), thus effectively eliminating the anxiety and depression that follows when shooting up cocaine by itself.

Me: I've never smoked crack but I've done speedballs.

You: You're fucking kidding me, right? You've shot up coke and smack? I'm breaking up with you, Dumbass.

by kookaburra March 17, 2015