Fan-noying

A person- commonly found at a local bar, gym, or a sporting event- who feels no one alive is smarter or more knowledgeable about a sport, and always rambles on about it in a loud, condescending, and arrogant demeanor.

"That asshole at the bar thinks no QB is better than Johnny Manziel. He won't shut up about it or stop arguing with people about it....he's super Fan-noying!"

Fan-noying by Screw Liberals June 12, 2016

granny fannying 

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures

Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying

granny fannying by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

Fannying around 

To saunter around or to not take something seriously.

Stop fannying around and do your homework!

Fannying around by Dawn Phoenix September 29, 2011

Fanboying

From the noun fanboy

v. To stand, drool, or worship the object of their obsession. Fanboying involves no real physical action or movement.

One does not have to be a boy to start fanboying.

Also see fangirl

He was fanboying in front of that artist. It took the three of us to drag him away from there.

Whenever I fanboy it's like I go into a trance and I block off everything around me.

Fanboying by Shadow Wolfwind November 15, 2005

fannying

To mess about, to waste time on needless activities, largely resulting in a commendable achievment of fuck all. Often causing lateness. Also called "fannying about" by the more conservative of you. Females specialise in fannying, hence the term "fanny". However there are famous males such as George Bush who bear the hallmarks of fannying. The Iraq war being one of George Bush's most famous incidents of fannying about.

1. "I'm sorry, but to me foreplay is just beating around the bush. It's too much fannying about for my liking."
2."Oi, Ieaun, no fannying this time, we meet at twelve! Not a quarter to one or in another life as insects who only live for a day! Which you'd spend fannying!"

fannying by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005

funnoying 

funny and annoying at the same time

L - Hey, look at this pic.
V - ...That's disturbing...
C - Nah, that's funnoying.

funnoying by V-person November 5, 2006

funnoying 

The mix between being funny and annoying. When the guy is fucking up in every way but its so funny that you have to laugh (usually fucks up with a girl).

Girl: "I am going to choke you in a minute if you don't annoying me!"
Guy: "Don't lie...you know you love it when I'm funnoying"

funnoying by Kirby987654321 April 24, 2015