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1. Used to describe the failing of an action on www.mafia.org

Falure! You failed to WACK! SomeDumbGuy!

falure by Agent_X April 28, 2004

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Falure

A state of failing to spell "failure" incorrectly on the front page of a newspaper.

Man did you see how much falure the Star Metro Vancouver had yesterday? Like COMMON!

Falure by CallingThemOut August 10, 2018

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Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read by Captain OCD October 30, 2022

Faurecia

Semen covered anal wart of French origin.

Wow look at that huge faurecia.

Faurecia by frenchfuckhead June 21, 2012

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faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

faucet failure by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

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Failure Drill

Two to the chest, one to the head.

Hit him up with a failure drill and he'll go down.

Failure Drill by USMC KILLA March 28, 2010

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Failure

I'm a failure

Failure by Jarbar February 21, 2017

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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