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Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.
"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."
Related Words
A sexual act where the woman or man lies prone and their partner enters them from behind and rides them. One hand grabs the scruff of the neck while the other hand is raised in an excited fist like Bastian or Atreyu. Then they barrel on in magical bliss!
Last night I rode my girl like Atreyu!! Love the Falcor!
Falcor by Chrissymonster November 19, 2021
A Stunning site, a very rare occasion that people are in the presence of a Falcone.
Holy Fuck!, your a Falcone!
falcone by Trevinnnnnboyyyy January 7, 2009
To be transported somewhere magically. IE, the magical flying dog-like dragon that transported the main character in The Neverending Story.
"I was so drunk last night, how did we get home?"
"Falcor."

"Tomorrow is Friday again? I think I falcored through this entire week."
Falcor by IndestructibleJohnny November 4, 2011
One of the best fucking power/folk metal bands in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Falconer has released seven albums between 2001 and 2011. The current (and past) lead vocalist is Mathias Blad, though Kristoffer Göbel was featured on Falconer's third and fourth albums. Falconer sings about such things as epic quests, shipwrecks, traditional folk songs, and falcons.
Falconer fucking rules.
falconer by scorpiogtx1 July 30, 2012
A play on the terms hardcore, deathcore and other sub-genres of heavy metal music with the suffix 'core', fagcore describes music made by untalented hacks trying to pass themselves off as serious musicians. Commercially-motivated, most fagcore artists are teen and mainstream orientated.
Linkin Park, Jesse McCartney, Yellowcard and Fall Out Boy are arguably some of the most prominent fagcore artists.

Sentence usage can be as follows:
"Linkin Park is nothing more than fucking fagcore crap."
fagcore by Metathesiophobia September 20, 2008