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Fakechel 

Just like many other Rachels, Fakechels are dorks who make it seem as if they are interested in being your friend one minute, then the next, they literally ignore you or leave your text message on read. A Fakechel might also claim to be that particular friend who will "always have your back", yet is really never there to actually give you or anyone else assistance. Be careful when dealing with a Fakechel, she might end up using you instead of being a real friend.
Dude, I accidentally befriended a Fakechel

It ain't your fault, man... just forget all about that lying dork
Fakechel by skiddiots June 9, 2020
Words you can keep
A Fake Incel. That is, a guy who claims to be an Incel (Involuntary Celibate), but either does get laid or could easily get laid if he really wanted to.
Shooter has a GF man, he's a total fakecel.
Fakecel by obscurityc March 30, 2022

Fakecheck 

The process of labeling true stories “fakenews” that do not fit the legacy media’s narrative and agenda.
I posted three news stories on Facebook but our technofascist overlords fakechecked all of them. They didn’t even claim they were false! They said nonsensical things like “lacked context.” I’ve been fakechecked again!
Fakecheck by Nunzio999 December 8, 2020
Fakecels are chadlite tier chads that use the excuse of being an incel as a way to cover their non-success.
Person 1: Hey, check out that Las guy! He's a real chad! I wonder why he claims to be an incel...
Person 2: Oh, he isn't! He's just a fakecel
Fakecel by Not Slaaf July 21, 2020

fakecheck 

The pretend "check" you receive if your paycheck is direct deposited.
To the payroll clerk: I see my paycheck has been deposited but I did not receive my fakecheck.
fakecheck by DiamondGirl August 11, 2008
Nicolas: hey, waar is Valiant?
Kaylen: oh die Fakecel is momenteel minecraft aan het spelen.

Daniël: ookal is hij een fakecel is valiant wel een goede gast
Fakecel by Bergoglio August 14, 2024
"He said that women don't date ugly men like him, but then complained that his girlfriend dumped him. What a fakecel!"
Fakecel by sufemacist April 3, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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