Fakechel

Just like many other Rachels, Fakechels are dorks who make it seem as if they are interested in being your friend one minute, then the next, they literally ignore you or leave your text message on read. A Fakechel might also claim to be that particular friend who will "always have your back", yet is really never there to actually give you or anyone else assistance. Be careful when dealing with a Fakechel, she might end up using you instead of being a real friend.

Dude, I accidentally befriended a Fakechel

It ain't your fault, man... just forget all about that lying dork

by skiddiots June 9, 2020

Fakecel

A Fake Incel. That is, a guy who claims to be an Incel (Involuntary Celibate), but either does get laid or could easily get laid if he really wanted to.

Shooter has a GF man, he's a total fakecel.

by obscurityc March 30, 2022

Fakecheck

The process of labeling true stories “fakenews” that do not fit the legacy media’s narrative and agenda.

I posted three news stories on Facebook but our technofascist overlords fakechecked all of them. They didn’t even claim they were false! They said nonsensical things like “lacked context.” I’ve been fakechecked again!

by Nunzio999 December 8, 2020

Fakecel

Fakecels are chadlite tier chads that use the excuse of being an incel as a way to cover their non-success.

Person 1: Hey, check out that Las guy! He's a real chad! I wonder why he claims to be an incel...
Person 2: Oh, he isn't! He's just a fakecel

by Not Slaaf July 21, 2020

fakecheck

The pretend "check" you receive if your paycheck is direct deposited.

To the payroll clerk: I see my paycheck has been deposited but I did not receive my fakecheck.

by DiamondGirl August 11, 2008

Fakecel

Valiant

Nicolas: hey, waar is Valiant?
Kaylen: oh die Fakecel is momenteel minecraft aan het spelen.

Daniël: ookal is hij een fakecel is valiant wel een goede gast

by Bergoglio August 14, 2024