Fake Tan

The new generation of women who all look orange, but when you wake up next to them they blend in with the daz white sheets. Some "men" have begun to apply fake tan, refered to as ametrosexual or a gay

Look at that bird over there, she looks like she's been tangoed.

by iguanapunk May 13, 2004

fake tan

will make you orange

P1: "did you see Eve's fake tan?"
P2: "yeah she looks like an orangutan!"

by querky June 22, 2015

fake tan

a substance that allows you to make your skin tanner

skye used fake tan

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Fake Tan Friday (FTF)

Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.

Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!

by ftfgirl101 May 15, 2014

Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green

Fake Tan problem is Also known as an Amber!

by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019

Fake Tank

When a sober person pretends to be drunk and pass-out while telling everyone they're a lightweight.

Dude 1: Dude wake up you pussy! How much did you have, a sniff of it?
Dude 2: I actually had something in my cup unlike you.
Dude 1: *pretends to fall over on Dude 2 spilling his kool-aid in the process*
Dude 2: Nice fake tank douche bag
Dude 1: Im SO DRUNK!!

by Chad G May 17, 2007

fake tans

Any form of Alcohol in cans paticularly beer.

I'm going to get maggoted on the fake tans tonight.

by Aussie Philbo December 9, 2006