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Fake freinds 

Someone who becomes well aquainted with you in life over a long chapter of life,
At the core a fake freind has no intrest in your personal development

Protecting your reputation or

Speaking up to honor your name
Secret or public.

Fake freinds often offer many things.
But a good name they will never give you
Hey remember all those kids we grew up with in highschool?

"Yeah i was pretty naive back then

Fake freinds made it really hard to find the real ones"
Words you can keep

national fake friends day 

A day on August 9th where everyone exposes/drops their fake friends, because, really, who the hell wants them here anymore?
Miles, it’s national fake friends day! oh btw, i knew you fucked my girl, bye man.

Fake friends 

These r people u have known for the longest time and just stab u in the back. They will shoot u if they get the chance and completely betray.
My fake friends just dated the boy that I like.
Fake friends by yourbestie August 20, 2018

national drop fake friends day

A day on April 28th, where you tell all your fake friends you don't want to be friends with them, because, their fake.
"Hey Marcus, It's national drop fake friends day so be gone thot"
Word of the Day on April 28, 2020

Fake Friends 

fake friends are like fake news. They are not reliable or real.
You: why is they such a fake friends?
Other person: because they’re fake news!
Fake Friends by lab1350 December 8, 2017

fake friendship

A fake friendship is a non-romantic relationship you have with someone that is not genuine. Either party in this kind of friendship may talk bad about the other behind their back, lie, steal, cheat and ultimately should not be trusted. The worst part about a fake friendship is one or both people in the relationship usually act like they're best friends while in front of each other.
I told this girl, I'm tired of our fake friendship because she always talks bad about me to her boyfriend and makes fun of me all of the time when I'm not there.
fake friendship by Yours truly052012 November 10, 2013

National Fake Friends Day 

A day on August 9th where yhu post all of dem fake ass bitches on ya story.
It's national fake friends day! who you posting?
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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