fakakta

a word used to describe something that is not working well or is really crap. Derived from a multitude of yiddish words

sam: this is a fakakta cake

Daniel: This fakakta car has broken done again.

by colonial cool November 11, 2008

fakakta

Bad, not working well, "fucking". From German, verkackt(e, er), shitty (Kacke, shit)

Jeff: "What's with your fakakta shoes?" (Curb your Enthusiasm)

by Mardil June 2, 2009

fakakta

<Yiddish origin> A person or thing who is completely crazy/fucked up.

(example 1) I can't believe your brother drank his own urine. That fakakta kid will do anything.

(example 2) Their house in in this fakakta part of town. Let's just say that you don't want to raise your kids there.

by straightballah July 25, 2007

fakakta malarkey

The combination of two words, both meaning nonsense. When put together, it translates to "Nonsense Nonsense" which of course, is nonsense in itself.

I'm tired of this Fakakta Malarkey

by Neko713 June 5, 2013

straight up fakakta farms

All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."

There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.

Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.

Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"

by Captain of Industry November 22, 2009