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A person who fails.
Oh my god, your such a failio for misspelling your own name on a test.
Failio by 3mikee_ January 9, 2009
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Fajillion 

dude theres like a fajillion people here lets go home.
Fajillion by Rohamz November 15, 2011

fajillotard 

Noun: Fucking Stupid Retard <Actual>

Noun: Fat(lump of jelly)retard

Adj.: STUPID FUCKING FAT RETARDED

Noun: Fobbly,wobbly,jello,tart(tard) <Joke>
He is a fajillotard!

You fajillotard moron!

FAJILLOTARD!!
fajillotard by Crystal VL June 11, 2006
a failion is a unit of measurement representing the degree of fail applied

failions can be represented by negative units (ie -3 failions); thus representing units of win

note: see fail scale for more information
"Dude, Joey totally earned himself a few failions the other day after trying to cop a feel on Mrs. Gresham and nearly being knocked out."
failion by iNhibitor March 22, 2009

failionaire 

a person who spends the majority of their life accumulating currency only to find that in the end, they missed the point all along.
you're not a millionaire; you're not a billionaire... congratulations!

you're a failionaire!

better luck next time...

familiobilia 

objects kept or collected because of their family interest, especially those associated with family members or family events.
The fridge was decorated with various familiobilia, e.g., school pictures, crayon drawings, and homework assignments.
familiobilia by armstrong79 December 30, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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