Fairy Fart

A fart that the dealer believes will be a showstopper, but actually comes out as a very small air perturbation. On the verge of being silent, this fart sounds iconically like "Pvvffffft".

Dave wanted to rip one into Marc's face, but all he got was a fairy fart :(

Fairy Fart by Van der Bisch September 29, 2010

Fairy Fart

A fart in which, smells so bad you can get high off of it.

My parents left the house, and instead of watching porn, i pulled a fairy fart.

Fairy Fart by Jesseiscoolyo May 23, 2008

Fart Fairy 

NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth

Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)

Fart Fairy by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

Fart fairy 

Melvin

Melvin is a fart fairy

Fart fairy by SAYsomethin February 27, 2020

Fairy Farts 

A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.

As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.

Fairy Farts by Crossroads Corner September 1, 2015

Fabry fart 

When you’re the only one in the office, so you let out a big fart. Only to realize it was way more than “just a fart”, that soaked through your clothes and into the seat. So you have to go to the bathroom and wash your clothes, and get back to work.

Never trust a Fabry fart at work.

Fabry fart by Thehospitalworker November 1, 2022

fairy farts 

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

fairy farts by Peterinho September 3, 2018