Faire kid

A faire kid is a kid who grew up in a renaissance faire community, spells fair like faire, probably wants to be an actor, and probably gets bullied.

Yeah, she's a faire kid

Faire kid by stiiiiiitch May 30, 2021

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that fire kid on discord

Fire a mad kid on discord, who plays "counter blox" CS go... but in roblox.

(please say yes this is a disstrack at my friend pls pls pls pls pls ily if you do ok thanks ok have you done it yet? ok thanks no fr seriously please say yes to this ye syes y pls pls pls pls)

(Pyrosimpical Top shagger): aaaah have you seen that Fire kid on discord, pretty mad ay?
(some random beta male): yeaaah lad what a tosser.

that fire kid on discord by Pyrosimpical June 12, 2020

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fire kid

The term used to describe a child that causes a teacher to get fired for throwing them out the window or punching them in the face; can also be used to describe the person who would get you "fired" in a work environment because they would be the one who makes you snap.

Person A: Damn, I got Bobby in my first period class.

Person B: Bobby?

Person A: He's my fire kid. He always whines whenever I take his phone for texting or fail him despite the fact he didn't even complete half of his homework.

Person B: That sucks, man.

fire kid by Raining Stars April 22, 2014

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Wings of Fire kids

Kids who read the book series so many times they wont shut the fuck up about it.

Person 1: I keep getting nagged by some Wings of Fire kids. They won't shut up about it.
Person 2 : Time to drop the nuclear weapons.

Wings of Fire kids by Peter Griffin tells the truth June 5, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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