Failzor

A failzor is a person who is fail. They are so fail, that they are a failzor.

Oh did you see Sean's latest youtube video?
Yeah omg he's such a failzor.

by LilJMayDay September 5, 2009

FailCorn

To fail as bad as humanly possible. Worse than epic fail.

"A rock got stuck under the lawn mower, when i went to get it out my hand got sliced off because it was still on."
"FailCorn."

by TCWCKG August 6, 2009

Failportunity

The chance to do something that will inevitably result in failure.

The boss has given me another failportunity to do a project with no budget and a ridiculous deadline.

by Brownwater March 2, 2009

Failcorner

Noun (n.) - When you have a moment of failure, this is where you go to contemplate your collective epic shame and failure.

I thought Ohio was a country. I deserve to go to the failcorner.

by JessaVonLu August 5, 2009

failz0rz

Complete...and utter failure.

Guy 1: Dude...I'm getting married!

Guy 2: failz0rz!!!

by Mitch Teh L337ness February 22, 2009

failcore

bands and/or artists who seem to possess no musical ability attempt at being a metal sub-genre such as "fill-in-the-blank"-core and utterly failing at said attempt. live performances consist of pathetic stage antics, straightened hair, make-up on dudes, tight pants, repetitive sweep solos, and synchronized headbanging to breakdowns another band already has done.

Friend A: "Have you heard new Attack Attack?"
Friend B: "no, pussy, I dont listen to failcore."

by ncaseyouwondered June 13, 2011

failcorner

A place on Twitter where you go where you fail. (99.5% of Twitter belongs there ALL the time)

Twitter won't let guys results show up in failcorner so it belongs in the failcorner

by ErictheAzn August 5, 2009