Failtography 

A photographic adventure that ends in partial, or total failure.

Failtography:

Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;

Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.

Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....

Naked.

O_O;

Failtography by Phauxed December 16, 2010

faketography 

To create a fake photograph.

There are pictures that look real made by using faketography.

faketography by jpg3 June 1, 2015

fauxtography 

Staged, doctored, or misleadingly cropped or labeled photographs intended as war propaganda, particularly to further the interests of terrorist groups such as Hizbollah and Hamas. Term popularized by Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs.

Various bloggers have uncovered several cases of fauxtography in Reuters' photo coverage of the Israel-Hizbollah conflict.

fauxtography by jaqua August 8, 2006

fartography 

the study of the interrelations between fart and place.

by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.

the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.

fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.

among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.

civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?

fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.

civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...

fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...

civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!

fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.

fartography by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018

fairyography

noun: a set of moves or style of moving, similar to, or characteristic of, marcus bachmann.

also:

noun: a biography of a closeted gay person, especially one given to flamboyant expression

michele bachmann's migraines are usually intensifed by the impending outburst of a flurry of fairyography.

this fairyography of roy cohn leaves little room for doubt.

fairyography by flombaye July 28, 2011

Fauxtography 

A picture taken for artistic reasons that has become insanely popular but has taken no real skill to take whatsoever.

I just took a grayscale picture of myself looking to the side. I'M A FUCKING ARTISTIC GENIUS!

Dude, that's not photography, that's total fauxtography. Any scene kid on myspace can take a picture like that. That doesn't belong in an artshow.

Fauxtography by JRotten November 27, 2010

fartography 

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in

joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography

fartography by Comrade Plasternasty May 2, 2009