noun: a set of moves or style of moving, similar to, or characteristic of, marcus bachmann.
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noun: a biography of a closeted gay person, especially one given to flamboyant expression
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noun: a biography of a closeted gay person, especially one given to flamboyant expression
michele bachmann's migraines are usually intensifed by the impending outburst of a flurry of fairyography.
this fairyography of roy cohn leaves little room for doubt.
this fairyography of roy cohn leaves little room for doubt.
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by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.
the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.
fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.
among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.
the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.
fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.
among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?
fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.
civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...
fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...
civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!
fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.
civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...
fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...
civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!
fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
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jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography
jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography
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Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;
Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.
Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....
Naked.
O_O;
Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;
Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.
Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....
Naked.
O_O;
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Emma says: EWWWW, i should put that in a myspace bulletin ahahaha
Tifani says: no, that's fartography!
Emma says: EWWWW, i should put that in a myspace bulletin ahahaha
Tifani says: no, that's fartography!
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