fairyography

noun: a set of moves or style of moving, similar to, or characteristic of, marcus bachmann.

also:

noun: a biography of a closeted gay person, especially one given to flamboyant expression

michele bachmann's migraines are usually intensifed by the impending outburst of a flurry of fairyography.

this fairyography of roy cohn leaves little room for doubt.

fairyography by flombaye July 28, 2011

fartography 

the study of the interrelations between fart and place.

by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.

the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.

fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.

among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.

civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?

fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.

civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...

fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...

civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!

fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.

fartography by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018

fartography 

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in

joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography

fartography by Comrade Plasternasty May 2, 2009

Failtography 

A photographic adventure that ends in partial, or total failure.

Failtography:

Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;

Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.

Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....

Naked.

O_O;

Failtography by Phauxed December 16, 2010

fartography 

displaying the fact that someone farted publically. also known as "fart porn".

Tifani says: i keep farting :|

Emma says: EWWWW, i should put that in a myspace bulletin ahahaha

Tifani says: no, that's fartography!

fartography by emmaisnang August 14, 2008