I took a snapshot of a beer can, overexposed it, and now I think I am a photographer, but I am really practicing the art of filtography.
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by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.
the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.
fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.
among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.
the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.
fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.
among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?
fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.
civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...
fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...
civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!
fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.
civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...
fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...
civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!
fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
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To have fun with photography
Taking everyday objects, people, landscapes etc and have fun taking pictures of them or making them fun whilst editing. Hence having fun with photography "Funtography"
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Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;
Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.
Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....
Naked.
O_O;
Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;
Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.
Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....
Naked.
O_O;
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"Yeah...and you remember that really hot pic of her? Total fatography. She's 110% boom-boom."
"Yeah...and you remember that really hot pic of her? Total fatography. She's 110% boom-boom."
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