Failquation

1. An attempt to describe something by giving a math equation, and the other person missing the point.

2. An error in a simple math equation which is after completing grade 7

Examples:

1. a) In an attempt to explain to a friend that someone liked them I used an equation. U+Them=Love. They looked at it blankly, then I realized it was a failquation.

b) Me: Romantic Comedy > Bromance

Them: ?? what?

2. 16-9=11

Failquation by Aki_Hime March 31, 2010

Failationship 

A failure of a relationship.

Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

Failationship by Adam Charles Richards May 22, 2009

Failution 

To make several new year resolutions but fail to achieve any of them.

I was too optimistic with my resolutions last year, they were a complete failution!

Failution by Chraz February 2, 2018

failtation 

The act of failing at flirting

His failtation at picking up Sandy was a subject of overdue hilarity within his circle of friends.

failtation by acxyvb August 3, 2008

failationship 

Basically, a relationship, that is a failure

"Britney Spears and Kevin Federline totally had a failationship."

failationship by Arjunftf January 16, 2009

failization 

a realization that two people failed,
one right after the other

that was an EPIC failization!

failization by gman979 October 19, 2009

Failcation 

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

Failcation by shellandrill May 29, 2013