Failotomy

Surgery that failed. Nothing screams fail like going under the knife to sort out a medical condition, only to come out the same or worse.

So my cholecystectomy turned out to be a total failotomy

Failotomy by Sunjammer October 29, 2010

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failopoly

A monopoly that results in a large amount of fail for the consumer.

Rogers charge 80 bucks a month for data. I'm sick of this failopoly.

failopoly by John_ June 20, 2008

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The study of everything related to the X-Files. xophiliac

John is taking a course called X-Filonomy.

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Falstomy the act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany.

He showed lots of falstomy inside him.

falstomy by anonymous August 30, 2022

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The act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany

He contains lots of falstomy within him.

Falstomy by Narkicy August 30, 2022

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

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