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failopoly 

A monopoly that results in a large amount of fail for the consumer.
Rogers charge 80 bucks a month for data. I'm sick of this failopoly.
failopoly by John_ June 20, 2008
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X-Filonomy

The study of everything related to the X-Files. xophiliac
John is taking a course called X-Filonomy.
X-Filonomy by Amanda and Jan February 4, 2006

falstomy 

Falstomy the act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany.
He showed lots of falstomy inside him.
falstomy by anonymous August 30, 2022

Falstomy 

The act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany
He contains lots of falstomy within him.
Falstomy by Narkicy August 30, 2022

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026