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Sex Fail 

Some one who has failed Sex Ed. at least one time and has been, or currently is, pregnant; usually a teenage girl.
Wow, look at her, she got held back twice AND she's pregnant.

Ya I know, she's a Sex Fail.
Sex Fail by PyroDarkness October 23, 2008

sex fail 

1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion

2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through

3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it

4)see ruby shotgun
1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail

2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?

Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat

Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!

Alex: d

3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?

Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals

Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
sex fail by BLKEAGLEKREW December 9, 2008

Failsexual 

When a guys looks gay, acts gay, talks gay, isn't gay. Girls wont sleep with him cause they think he is gay. Therefore he fail sexually.
Travis is a failsexual, cause he looks gay and isn't and can't get a girl cause they think he is gay.
Failsexual by che17 December 9, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026