Faigant

a crude or sarcastic joke, which is not intended to make one laugh

I told so many Faigant jokes, all my friends thought I was angry.

by Joshua Skillman August 10, 2008

faigan

A word for describing the act of, or indeed the weapon of, sexual intercourse. 'Full faigan' is full penetrative sex, and the emphasis in this case should be in the 'FULL'.

'Half faigan' is used less often, and it's actual meaning can altered according to the circumstances, e.g. oral sex could be described as half faigan, as could mutual masturbation.

To 'faig' is to have sexual contact of some description.

The word 'faigan' can also be used to describe an erect penis.

"Look at the tits on that, I'd love to give her FULL faigan"

"Did you score last night?" "Yup, but she wouldn't put out, I only got half faigan"

"If you don't watch out, I'm going to faig you. Full."

"Where do you think you're putting that? You can't stick your faigan up my arse!!"

by mullboy September 4, 2009

fatgantic

Fatgantic- something that is very fat and gigantic.

Dude that is very fatgantic.

by CAleTHeCat May 20, 2016

fangant

An insult used towards those who are doing wrong at the mediocre level. The vulgarity level is equal to that of "asshole"

You fangant! Ask before you touch next time!

by Johnissoevil March 22, 2004

figantic

Short for "fucking gigantic" , used when little kids are around, and you will get your ass shredded if you say what you mean.

Holy fisht, do NOT touch that figantic wasp nest in our yard or you will be in trouble , and not just from mom...

by Rose Thourne August 7, 2006

Fargantuous

When something is so damn extravagant and menacing that it becomes big enough to be fargantuous

Person 1: I just took the most fargantuous shit.
Person 2: Eww....

by Sub Ass Chin December 15, 2019

Fagantine

A replacement term for the word "truth" or the common slang "facts". Typically used as a show of concurrence in response to a statement.

"That's fagantine."

"Bro that's no cap on fagantine,"

by Balls HIll July 30, 2022