A term for a type of woman (typically British) who is overweight, smokes heavily and wears hoop earrings.
Faguelas typically find employment as dinner ladies, bus drivers and nightclub bouncers.
Faguelas typically find employment as dinner ladies, bus drivers and nightclub bouncers.
Faguelas tend to reside in more deprived urban areas, where access to cigarettes and fast food is unrestricted.
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Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.
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One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.
Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.
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