A sport similar to badminton, but exclusively played by players who are way too tall to be playing with such a small net. Basically, it's Badminton, for cheaters.
A large rotund man, with huge belly proportions and arrogant tendencies. A fatmingo resembles a flamingo through his pink attire and feasts on shiny shrimp. Fat-min-go
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).