Fatmingo

A large rotund man, with huge belly proportions and arrogant tendencies. A fatmingo resembles a flamingo through his pink attire and feasts on shiny shrimp. Fat-min-go

Can also be used as an expletive.

Wow look at that fatmingo, he has had many a shrimp today.

Holy Fatmingo!

by QWAG October 31, 2012

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Fagmingo

when somebody is too obsessed with fucking flamingo roblox gayming

fuck you fagmingo

by Fagmingo hater April 3, 2021

fapmingo

The art of standing on one foot and shooting jizz into someone's face.

I pulled a fapmingo and coated her face with style.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017