cocktact lense

Drizzling your man gravy into someone's eye.

She wouldn't stop staring at me, so I helped put in her cocktact lense.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017

cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.

Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.

by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017

When the cock is so girthy, it fills the vagina and causes a suction which makes it painful to pull out.

I went balls deep, but she was so tight, we went into vagilock. I thought it was going to rip my dick off.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017

The art of standing on one foot and shooting jizz into someone's face.

I pulled a fapmingo and coated her face with style.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017

When one's testicles are placed inside the anal cavity of another. The other person flatulates as the testicle owner manually stimulates themselves.

I have had gas so bad today, we shouldn't let it go to waste and have a little Fap-Flambé!

by RustyPWhole April 25, 2017

Steering a van with your dick while dancing behind the wheel.

This is my favorite song, I might have to make a worm spin

by RustyPWhole June 13, 2018