Fagmalion

Anyone who takes an unfortunate looking gay man--who cannot dress well, and does not groom himself effectively--and transforms him into a hot, kempt, fashionable gay man; usually a more experienced new friend who is trying to create a suitable boyfriend.

"You'd be much hotter with an updated wardrobe and I'm just the Fagmalion to help you."
"Look at Fagmalion over there waxing Johnathon's unibrow. He's already dated every beddable guy in town so now he's making them from scratch."

by Punter Scheisse June 24, 2014

fagaloon

What cowboys used instead of fag.

Ryan Seacrest is such a fagaloon

by MATTBOBNAPOLEON March 15, 2008

fagmammon

A tiktoker with the worst luck when it comes to obey me (the game)

Person 1: hey, have u heard of fagmammon?

Person 2: oh yeah them the tiktoker with the shittiest luck when it comes to obey me

by NotOkkotsu May 4, 2021

Fagtallion

When a man's anal beard is larger than his cock and balls combined. Similar but different to ragtallion

You've got a massive fagtallion!

by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007

fagmatron

Basically someone who is submitting to the act of douche-ism, or jun-like symptoms. Being a real fag (no homo)

Person #1: Man, you're being a real fagmatron right now, stop being a lil douche.

Person #2: I can't help it, I like rubbing my nipples!

by steveurkelitis April 2, 2009

fagillionaire

like a super rich person

wow ramans a fagillionaire

by crazylovedrunk August 2, 2008

Fagmelon

A straight person who is being hardheaded and obnoxious, or starting fights.

R: The sky was so blue today! Don’t you agree?
A: You insolent wench. You’re never right about anything so why would I agree with you about this!?!
R: Can you not be a fagmelon for once?

by serendipity_69 July 6, 2021