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failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.
failtarded by mvolfman December 13, 2010
Related Words
a fagtard is a ultra combo of being faggish and also a tard. in the outcome of this word you are a fagtard. when you are a fagtard you come from the ass.
katie hammoline is a fagtard
fagtard by krisjan morrow July 1, 2004
An excessively obese male of the homosexual community.
That numa numa guy is so gay and over weight! What a faglard.
Faglard by rompebollo November 16, 2009

fagatard 

when someone is acting like a fag and a retard at the same time so u combine the words
1: he is acting so wierd like a fag who is mental
2: wow ya he is such a fagatard
fagatard by lovemabff<33 January 9, 2010

failtard 

A person who repeatedly uses the internet-meme-turned-slang phrase "fail" to describe any number of barely applicable situations, in a weak attempt to boost their geek cred.
Waldo: "You did what? Fail!"
Ralph: "Quit being such a failtard, Waldo. Go back to 4chan where you belong."
failtard by albedosMom669 January 13, 2009
A mix between faggot and retard, usually offensive
You are a fagtard; your actions would make one assume you were a fagtard
Fagtard by Christopher Ord December 6, 2006
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