1. Someone who is of the homosexual orientation and likes to munch on some cock
2. A profanity to use in substitution of words like 'douchebag' or 'idiot' inferring that they are homosexual

Oscar - Wow look at that guy over there..

James - Yeah what a fagmuncher.

Fagmuncher by 69OSCAR69 July 31, 2010

fatmonger

Noun. A person whole collects, stores and sells fat.

Wow, that girl is a fatmonger, I wish she would sell some of her fat to a gastrointestinal surgeon, or Gold's Gym.

fatmonger by jackiebauer March 4, 2008

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Fagburger

a certain fag that lives among the sewers in London who spends his time pleasuring his mom orally and who ever he touches people turn into a degenerate retarded anorexic British Jew that somehow resembles a toad.

A fagburger usually happens when a Brit takes a shit

Fagburger by I have no name o-o February 4, 2009

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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