Definitions by Caro_sbx
Chopper
Insult for a newbie or someone who clearly has no clue what they are doing but try had to pretend they do. Commonly used in cycling circles where newbies will “chop” your front wheel when over taking. Opposite of hitter or frappeur.
faffluencer
As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”
Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.
Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.
Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.
faffluencer by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020