Definitions by Starkers

Faffacake 

A person who faffs around taking time

I wish she would hurry up and stop being a faffacake

Faffacake by Starkers August 18, 2013

Poon 

similar words: vagina, pussy, piss flaps.

usually said instead of the word women

refering women to sex

why yes i am, i'm on poon patrol

Poon by STARKERS June 9, 2010