Fadednese 

Language you talk when your either Drunk or high

Yesterday I was gone and talking/texting in Fadednese😂

Fadednese by queen_ht2 January 5, 2020

Fadedness 

In a state of inebriation from large amounts of alcohol and/or marijuana.

"I can't fight the fadedness!"

Fadedness by SwirlGirl March 2, 2005

fapenese 

The language of perverts the world over. It may also refer to someone who is a pervert or specifically to someone who is Japanese and obsessed with hentai.

Calvin: "Hey, do you know Satou-kun?"

Susie: "Ew. Isn't he that fapenese kid you keep telling me about?"

Calvin: "It's not his first language. I swear!"

fapenese by thisgalNyx December 28, 2010

Fakenese 

a derogatory term for non-american language, typically used in a joking manner when someone speaks any other language than English.

tried ordering at a Columbian restaurant, all the employees were speaking some sorta Fakenese stuff.

Fakenese by SpacialJewel November 17, 2019

Fadedness 

something more than faded

The fadedness on the hat was so much that you couldn't read the logo anymore.

Fadedness by T-Dawg May 4, 2004

Fakenese 

The typical language of fake people that lie.

"That used car salesman over there is lying about that beater again. Once again he is speaking Fakenese."

Fakenese by AnotherAlias October 15, 2019