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fapenese
The language of perverts the world over. It may also refer to someone who is a pervert or specifically to someone who is Japanese and obsessed with hentai.
Calvin: "Hey, do you know Satou-kun?"
Susie: "Ew. Isn't he that fapenese kid you keep telling me about?"
Calvin: "It's not his first language. I swear!"
Susie: "Ew. Isn't he that fapenese kid you keep telling me about?"
Calvin: "It's not his first language. I swear!"
fapenese by thisgalNyx December 28, 2010
Fakenese
a derogatory term for non-american language, typically used in a joking manner when someone speaks any other language than English.
tried ordering at a Columbian restaurant, all the employees were speaking some sorta Fakenese stuff.
Fakenese by SpacialJewel November 17, 2019
Fakenese
"That used car salesman over there is lying about that beater again. Once again he is speaking Fakenese."
Fakenese by AnotherAlias October 15, 2019
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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