T-Dawg's definitions

iKnob

Anyone on god's green earth who owns an Ipod and brags about it.

Dude I just over heard an iKnob telling his buddy that he can install Windows XP on his iPod and still fit seven and half gigs of Itunes on it.

by T-DawG September 4, 2005

Big Whitey

Of or, relating to, James Reisinger. See also Alex Diegel

Diegel: "Hey, Big Whitey!"
Jesse: "Hey, Big Whitey!"
Jesse's mom: "What did you call that kid? Large White?"

by T-Dawg April 17, 2005

Pimp Hand

Of or, relating to, or dealing with, Matt Bonetti. See also C-Money

Dan: "Yo, what's goin on Pimp Hand!"
Pimp Hand: "Do we have Hoffman HW?"

by T-Dawg April 8, 2005

C-Money

Of or, relating to, or dealing with, Colin Needham. See also Pimp Hand

Dan: "C-MONEY! C-MONEY!"
C-Money: "Yo, Braves won the division again."
Dan: "Stupid Phillies!"

by T-Dawg April 8, 2005

Duck Arse

8 out 10 Proctologists agree that a duck arse is commonly associated with woman and are usually larger than a Booty but smaller than a Toyota Echo. Symptoms include an abnormaly upright strutting woman with a large bulbus ass pertruding from spandex or stretched jogging pants.

Yo that chick heading out for a dip is going to displace some serious H2O with that DUCK ARSE, ya heard!

by T-DawG November 23, 2004

Borrowed Ladder

Taken from the movie "Gattaca". The term is associated with a detested segment of society; one of those who refuses to play the hand that he was dealt. Most commonly known as a borrowed ladder, or a de-gene-erate.

We have a borrowed ladder who has infiltrated Gattaca and has been mascarading as one of it employees.

by T-DawG November 23, 2004

Circus Clown

A Tim Hortons employee who is heavily concealed behind vast amounts of makeup, gothic eyeliner and porn starlet red lipstick creating the appearance of a clown behind the counter.

Also known as a "CC"

Man check out CC tonight yo......that Circus Clown could juggle balls off that ass son. Shes got that hair of hers all balled up like a bozo the clown wig under that hair net.

by T-DawG November 22, 2004