facilities 

bathroom, rest room (usually public) (origin probably Canadian slang)

After quaffing four beers, Joe made a run for the facilities.

facilities by Mickey E August 11, 2005

facilities management 

The act of shitting in another man's ass and fucking it for the sole purpose of looking busy

Well I'll be damned if I ever rely on facilities management to get anything done

facilities management by Albert11 February 21, 2008

ablution facilities

A place where one goes to excrete human waste.

I require the use of ablution facilities.

ablution facilities by Oil Slick October 6, 2005

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Failitis

A disease where one epically fails. As of 8-16-10, there is no cure of failitis. The senseis of the Awkward Silence Academy are currently trying to find a cure.

He totally has failitis

Failitis by cong98 August 16, 2010