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faceboast 

To boast about your accomplishments or your exciting social life using Facebook status updates to show off to the world. See also "facebrag."
Alex faceboasts every weekend. He tries so hard to make us jealous of his social life.
faceboast by OsirusR July 22, 2009
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Facebawarkward 

Once you accept a friend on facebook, then then next time you see them, either of you do not mention it.
Hey, Jessica just accepted me as a friend on facebook, but when I saw her, she acted like she didn't know me...it was very facebawarkward...
Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.
A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."
facebait by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011

facebarf 

(noun)

1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook

(verb)

2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance
Lame Girl 1: "blah blah blobbity blah facebook blah"

Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah

Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"
facebarf by HONKYSAUCE March 3, 2011
When two or more people have a mindless heated argument on Facebook, whether it's through comments on profile pictures, profile walls, etc.
Person #1: You hear about the fight after school today?
Person #2: No, what happened?
Person #1: Did you see the facebeef on Samantha's profile picture? The one with her and her boyfriend John.
Person #2: Hahaha, oh yeah. Sam's ex left a comment asking if he was enjoying his sloppy seconds. Then John commented back and said he was gonna kick his ass.
facebeef by The Joker in Bruges February 9, 2009

facebitch 

A special friend acquired predominetly through Facebook
"Ian, how's your facebitch doing? Have you even had a conversation with her that wasn't through Facebook?"
facebitch by IanYouKnowItsTrue January 11, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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