Facey Pastie

A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.

"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."

Facey Pastie by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020

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Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.

Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.

Face Panties by Gingerbread Man 09 May 18, 2020

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Face Paste

Semen; more commonly used when talking about ejaculating on someones face.

"Yeah I just sucked that guys dick."
"I know, you still have some face paste on you."

Face Paste by Big Zappa August 17, 2009

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Face Panties

The cotton or cloth face masks people are wearing during the covid pandemic. James brand, from Walmart.

OMG, my face Panties are getting moist from the condensation.

Face Panties by Mostly_feral August 6, 2020

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Face Paste

Facial Products.

"Like, OMG Susan, she uses pounds of face paste, its totally hot."

Face Paste by KillFace Deadlips January 29, 2009

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Face Panties

Cloth masks worn to make society feel safer during the covid-19 pandemic. The masks typically are colorful in nature with a assortment of patterns. Face panties are made trendy by millienials & Democrat voters to feel like they are contributing their part to an exciting prolonged narrative.

That family in that minivan all have matching pink "Face Panties". I think they are on the way to get glamour shots.

Face Panties by Greendukey June 18, 2021

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Face Panties

That family in that minivan all have matching pink "Face Panties". I think they are on the way to get gander shots together.

Face Panties by Greendukey June 18, 2021

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