Facey Pastie

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A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.

"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."

Facey Pastie by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020

Words you can keep

Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.

Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.

Face Panties by Gingerbread Man 09 May 18, 2020

Related Words

Facey Pastie • Face Panties • Face Paste • Paste Face • Copy-Paste Face • paste-a-face • facey • Facey Spacing • Facey Trash • Cookie Facey

Face Paste

Semen; more commonly used when talking about ejaculating on someones face.

"Yeah I just sucked that guys dick."
"I know, you still have some face paste on you."

Face Paste by Big Zappa August 17, 2009

Face Panties

The cotton or cloth face masks people are wearing during the covid pandemic. James brand, from Walmart.

OMG, my face Panties are getting moist from the condensation.

Face Panties by Mostly_feral August 6, 2020

Face Paste

Facial Products.

"Like, OMG Susan, she uses pounds of face paste, its totally hot."

Face Paste by KillFace Deadlips January 29, 2009

Face Panties

Cloth masks worn to make society feel safer during the covid-19 pandemic. The masks typically are colorful in nature with a assortment of patterns. Face panties are made trendy by millienials & Democrat voters to feel like they are contributing their part to an exciting prolonged narrative.

That family in that minivan all have matching pink "Face Panties". I think they are on the way to get glamour shots.

Face Panties by Greendukey June 18, 2021

Face Panties

That family in that minivan all have matching pink "Face Panties". I think they are on the way to get gander shots together.

Face Panties by Greendukey June 18, 2021

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026