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Facesitting

Where a woman sits on the face of another person (usually male) to either casual dominate, punish or be pleasured by said person (or a combination). Usually done with the woman either nude or in underwear only.

Has 2 Forms
-Forward; Woman sits facing away from the other persons body, with her anus above the persons mouth and her vagina over his(/her) nose.
-Reverse; Woman sits facing the other persons body, with her vagina over the persons mouth and her anus either pushed against or over his(/her) nose(good for farting).

My new girlfriend really loves facesitting me, every evening i have to spend an half an hour under her ass smelling her farts

Facesitting by #@ March 26, 2007

Knickered 

Where a person (usually male) has a pair of dirty knickers (panties), tied around his face. More often than not with his nose rubbed into the shit smear. Unpractical with most thongs and g-strings.

My wife caught me trying on her bra in the bathroom, so she said if i liked her underwear so much, i'd have to spend the night knickered in her dirty panties.

Knickered by #@ March 21, 2007

Swirlie 

Where a persons head is put down the toilet, which is then flushed. Used by woman to humiliate their parter after using the loo.

My wife called me into the bathroom one day, i thought she wanted some kinkyness, but instead said she wanted to give me a swirlie, next thing i knew my head was being rammed down the toilet into her stinky shit, and then flushed.

Swirlie by #@ March 20, 2007