facehugging

(ger.): Making one's face squish against (or hug) random objects or people; when taking a photo. Similar to the internet phenomena of planking, owling or tebowing.

Variations include adjusting one's facial expression while posing to reflect the individual's feeling toward the object or person they are Facehugging. i.e. Facehugging your favorite beer with an expression of total adoration vs. facehugging your failed biology exam with a look of total dispair.

(Verb): Facehug
(Past tense): Facehugged

I just posted a pic of Christy and Sabrina facehugging a Ferarri and it got 248 likes.

facehugging by boycottanimalcircus December 23, 2011

Facehugging

A sexual practice when one of the partners is rimming another, with the latter grabbing the face of the giving party with their buttcheeks and farting or even shitting in it.

- Ha, gotcha, Ridley! How'd you like some of that facehugging?

Facehugging by Brabazon April 2, 2022

Facelagging 

When someone on Facebook comments on a picture or status update well after the thread has long been considered dead, buried, and put to sleep. Facelaggingers are easily spotted by total disregard of conventional time or space constraints. Birthdays from 5 years ago, "Happy bday!" Girlfriend you already broke up with, "cute picture!" Trip you went on in college, with you now married with kids, "OMG you were in Italy!? call me."

Facebaiters often are facelaggers, but they are two very distinct disorders of the social mind.

Amy just pulled some serious facelagging on my high school graduation picture, did she just get back from the future with Marty Mcfly?

Facelagging by DrSm00th November 12, 2010

Facebogging 

The act of retreating to the office toilet cubicle to access popular social networking sites on your smart phone. Usually to avoid the gaze of colleagues and over zealous bosses. This practice is commonplace in large companies who revel in blocking access to certain websites.

Hey man, you missed the team meeting this morning, where the hell were you?

Oh, sorry dude, I was busy Facebogging.

Facebogging by Captain Tact March 17, 2011

Facebagging 

The act of physically bagging the face of oneself, generally in paper form, that of which is preferably decorated.

Born of an anarchical stance to promote inner beauty and/or the desire for anonymity, facebagging is a social movement currently sweeping the underground.

*Facebagging is unrelated to the act of bagging or insulting an individuals face

"I didn't want anyone i knew to recognise me with my grandmother, so I slipped on my designer facebagging bag and went outside comfortably incognito."

Facebagging by Facebagger September 28, 2009

Facebugging

The act of repeatedly messaging or chatting another using facebook.

Jeez this guy will not stop facebugging me!

Facebugging by Dustin C. Peichl October 19, 2011