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(verb, noun) An intimate activity where you go forehead-to-forehead, eye-to-eye with someone, and lift your hands to block out all light, creating a small personal space between you and the person you're facehugging. A facehug is usually accompanied by a kiss, although the point is usually intimate, private eye contact.
"Dave and Maria were facehugging for like an hour in the hallway outside the cafeteria. Those two are so in their own little world."

"Come here, baby. I wanna face hug you."
facehug by Kevnar February 12, 2007
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(verb, noun) A funny act of going up to someone, throw your arms out wide, then put your hands on both sides of their head and pull their head into your chest and hugging their face. Used mostly as a joke or a fun thing to do random drunk people at bars
Poor Mary, she is so drunk. Let's give her a facehug!

Look at Mary getting facehugged!
facehug by dngniko June 16, 2010
Sending virtual hugs to facebook friends.
Fred's Facebook profile said "I am going to bed. Facehugs!."
when two individuals lay opposite of each other and wrap their arms around each other's face as a form of friendship affection.
I've missed you so much! Let's facehug!
Facehug by presidentty November 25, 2017

facehugger 

The "facehugger" is a creature that as created by the artist H.R. Giger in the "Alien" movies. Facehuggers typically lie dormant in eggs until they sense the movement of a possible host, at which point they hatch. They attack by attaching themselves to a host's face and implanting them with an alien parasite, using a tube which is inserted into the host's mouth. This process varies in length from about 15 minutes to a few hours. After they have implanted the embryo, they detach from their host and die. The alien embryo then grows inside the host's ribcage and bursts out of them after a period of a few days, although this timeframe may vary.
All you have to know is if you see one of these things, run for the hills.
facehugger by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005

facehugger 

A vagina with legs.

Latches onto the face of an unwitting victim and lays eggs in said victim's throat. Victim later dies of indigestion.
The facehugger first appears in the hit sci-fi movie Alien (1979).
facehugger by Ben.S May 19, 2008

facehump 

vt. - To completely dominate and/or thoroughly eviscerate someone in some means of competition, usually video games. See also pwn.

n. - One who is on the receiving end of a consequent facehump. To be completely embarrassed from the actions taken in some means of competition, that some have to wonder if there is a severe mental deficiency or a considerable physical limitation that caused the facehumpage in the first place.

Because, you just don't facehump retarded people or the elderly. It would be fuckin' funny, but sooooo wrong...

Background: Imagine someone making a humping motion with their groin. Insert face at hump. There ya go.
"Man, you just got FACEHUMPED!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Dude, look at the score. 16-1. Total facehumpage."
"Yeah, well, I did your mom last night! And, I really DID facehump her! OWNED!"
"...Dude, my mom died last night. From suffocation."
"R-really? I'm sorry, bro..."
"HAH! Just kidding! Yet again, FACEHUMPED!"
"Dude, you're an ass."
facehump by harryman712 April 12, 2005