Facehog 

Someone who inundates friends newsfeeds with their excessive postings on the social media Facebook

6:00am - my little baby is awake. 6:10am - I'm changing my babies nappy, it stinks. 6:30am - I'm making pancakes for breakfast. 13:30 - I'm having leftovers for lunch is an example of a facehog because all these feeds will appear on friends facebook walls

Facehog by ambi-bambi January 14, 2015

facehugger 

The "facehugger" is a creature that as created by the artist H.R. Giger in the "Alien" movies. Facehuggers typically lie dormant in eggs until they sense the movement of a possible host, at which point they hatch. They attack by attaching themselves to a host's face and implanting them with an alien parasite, using a tube which is inserted into the host's mouth. This process varies in length from about 15 minutes to a few hours. After they have implanted the embryo, they detach from their host and die. The alien embryo then grows inside the host's ribcage and bursts out of them after a period of a few days, although this timeframe may vary.

All you have to know is if you see one of these things, run for the hills.

facehugger by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005

Facehoof

A my little pony version of a facepalm

Rainbow Dash: So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one!
Fluttershy: (inhale) ...yay.
Rainbow Dash: Facehoof Ugh... You're gonna cheer for me like that?

Facehoof by Spoonbank March 1, 2012

Facehooked 

Being totally hooked and infatuated with the social networking site, Facebook. Recognising somebody who is facehooked should be no trouble, their news feed will be full of poinltless status updates, and you will find they talk to people far more than they are talked to.

In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.

"I went round to Max's last night but we barely spoke, he was glued to his phone the whole time. When i got home I check my facebook I saw all is status updates! He's totally Facehooked!"

- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.

Facehooked by Scowley July 23, 2009

facehugger 

A vagina with legs.

Latches onto the face of an unwitting victim and lays eggs in said victim's throat. Victim later dies of indigestion.

The facehugger first appears in the hit sci-fi movie Alien (1979).

facehugger by Ben.S May 19, 2008

facehooking 

The act of offering a reward for a like. The online equivilent to receiving money for sexual favors.

"Like this status and I'll give you a dollar!" Dude she was totally facehooking. What an online whore!

facehooking by Mr. MichaelsJSmith January 6, 2012

facehore 

Someone who constantly likes and shares on facebook.

"Another like and share ! you are such a facehore"
"Jeff said to like and share and we could get free tickets"

"facehore"

facehore by Badger1977 March 9, 2015