Facebook Twit

A person who uses facebook to update not only their facebook status but their twitter status also.

A 'Facebook Twit' is obsessed with posting the same updates on both networking sights about his/her mondane activities that noone really cares about.

A: Have you seen what Ben is doing tonight?
B: Yea. 'Ben Smith is taking a bath'.
A: Haha. Yep. Did you see it on facebook?
B: No, I saw it on twitter.
A: Ha! he is such a facebook twit!

by DIZZLEDIZZLEG April 29, 2009

Facebook twitch

1. When a person is on Facebook so much that their eyes twitch to the bottom right-hand corner, checking to see if they have any notifications purely out of habit, even when they are on a website that is not Facebook.

2. Less common: When a person uses Facebook so much that they respond to non-Facebook-related situations (sometimes in the real world) in ways that would only be used on Facebook.

1. I was on Urban Dictionary the other day, where there are no notifications, but my Facebook twitch made me check the corner every two seconds.

2. Her Facebook twitch was so bad that when she saw me eating a muffin, she proceeded to shout out that she'd like to 'become a fan.'

by Nicobeans April 27, 2009

F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

Verb.

F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.

Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P

by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011

TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

Why, just why
Basically searched the 4 main words that are near the Define a word button, you are kinda bored, and it's ok

Guy 1: Hey, i already searched horny definition, give me a random definition
Guy 2: Search Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe
Guy 1: alr thank you

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- July 1, 2021

Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request

congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request is every word you see on the Urban Dictionary website (excluding the definition you first see)

by fgv January 31, 2022

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

you copied whatever was in the right side and pasted on the search box, expecting a surprise
congrats for making it here

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE my ass is dead

by transdisciplinary September 6, 2021

UrbanDictionaryis writtenby you Define a Word Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request

the greatest thing of all time

if you seriously just typed UrbanDictionaryis writtenby you Define a Word Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request. then i have a question, what is wrong with you???

by the unfunny kivi guy October 10, 2023