The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.
Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
by TomKVideo January 4, 2009
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The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.
"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"

"No, I think it blows big-time"
by HeyitsAC September 22, 2008
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The new facebook layout that has everything crammed onto one page and that no one likes. Everyone was much happier with the old facebook, and now we're forced to use this new piece of shit.
by epicepicphail September 14, 2008
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Inferior new design for Facebook. Not half as good as the original Facebook.
by Annon12345321 September 20, 2008
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A: DId u see teh new facebook?
B: YEa...its total shit
by Mark Zuckerberg October 13, 2008
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The Facebook Nation News Network, or the FNNN, provides the latest news of what's happening in the world via your Facebook news feed. It is constantly updating with the latest news covering a variety of topics.
"I just found out that Steve Jobs died from the Facebook Nation News Network!"
by S-dizzle12 October 6, 2011
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