Facebook lurker 

Someone that passively trawls Facebook, but doesnt leave a Facebook footprint by writing on walls, commenting or liking things. Facebook lurkers love the book, but seek to create a facade that they're never on it

Hey check out Warrick, he's always looking at Facebook, but never doing anything on it. He's such a Facebook Lurker

Facebook lurker by stevethesitch September 8, 2011

Family Facebook Lurker 

Someone who is distantly related to you in the family tree but is deeply engrained in your facebook life, much to your discontent

This is a literal conversation on facebook I had with my mom's mom's brother's stepson's original mom. We have never met in person...

Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."

James: Can we know why you are grounded?

Me: What? No. Flame off.

James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)

Me: Thanks. Flame off James.

James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.

Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.

James: lol you are such a funny youth.

Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.

James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)

Me: Fuck you.

James is Family Facebook Lurker

Family Facebook Lurker by getthehelloffme November 21, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016